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I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should’ve done differently. I never should’ve played that joke on Erin… I never should’ve hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place!
welcome to graceland
WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
It’s like nice champagne but some of it’s Sprite.
You won't be a prisoner after today, you'll be my wife.

comedy challenge: ten comedians
10.10: nick kroll
“um, I think my biggest weakness is that I have no strengths!”

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing